you ever think about mozzarella sticks and your hands start shaking
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (via un-control)
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss